is he strong? listen, bud. [Aug 31 2007 | 02:03am] We sing sin. 6 thin gin.

Hayden and the Boys [Aug 31 2007 | 01:49am] Hooboy do I have some dirty dirty Hayden goodness to show off. I gotta say that I'm a little disappointed that some of our resources have recently opened themselves up to the mass hoards of the interwebs and all the work we went to become members of secret societies with secret handshakes and shit doesn't mean so much anymore. I hope that, even with ridiculously accessible pictures like what I'm about to post, y'all stay with us for our dirty thought inducing commentary and for our love of exchanging dirty commentary with the lot of you. We are going to switch it up a bit this month and start sharing pictures and links that aren't the sort of pictures and links we usually share, but are the sort of pictures and links we usually look at. It's going to be grand! But for now, Hayden and her Daddies. Heroes News Conference in Munich 8.27 I posted shots from this event on the 27th, but I happened across a couple more, and a couple of shots of Hayden all gussied up. I'm not sure why, but both she and Ali changed into fancy dress at their news conferences. I'm imagining because the news conference became a shindig, and girls change outfits for shindigs. Isn't she adorable with Bespectacled Daddy? Heroes World Tour at the Fnac in Paris, France 8.28 Every time I read the words Paris, France, I read them like Kristin says them in Candide. Who's with me? Who's also with me on the gorgeous of this dress? It goes so well with Paris, doesn't it? And hey, thanks for showing some middle boob, Hayden. I appreciate your constant dedication to making me stare at teenage boobie. Gosh, SquareJaw's so thin that Bespectacled holds him by his slim hip like he's a woman. I want my alpha back! I'm enjoying Bespectacled's outfit though. He's adorable. Hayden and the boys go for a walk near the George V hotel in Paris, France 8.29 These are the money shots right here! Look how spoiled and bored Hayden looks in most of these shots, and her fellas (with the exception of Flopsy McDouche) are totally at her whim. First they're desperately trying to entertain her, and then when she realizes they'll be clowns for her, they put on berets and pose stupidly in front of landmarks for her. She's got those boys wrapped around her pretty little finger, doesn't she? What a mynx. Heroes DVD Season One premiere in France 8.29 Flopsy must of strained something not having fun on their walk, because I don't see him in any of these shots. Fine by me! Hayden is being so saucy with SquareJaw. I love how they're clutchin' on each other and how prominantly his wedding ring is displayed, which adds an extra naughty bit of spice in my head since in my head, he's not heeding his vows of monogamy. Hey, if he's not going to even heed his vows of calorie consumption, I'm going to make him be a bad boy in my head. Anyway, Hayden looks stunning, doesn't she? She looks so pretty and vixenish in that dress. Oh she is on the prowl! I'm perfectly pleased with this entire set of pictures, no complaints, but one question. What's SquareJaw taking pictures of? He's all giddily snapping shots with his digicam at almost every event. Did he just get a new camera? Did he just figure out how to work the one he owns? Whatever the case, he's so excited! It's like he thinks he's the giddy fan and the fans are the beautiful people who should be excitedly photographed with a digicam. I especially like when he looks at the pictures after he takes one like he's admiring how good that one shot of the crying girl turned out. ( +12 ) Heroes 2 photocall in London, England 8.30 And finally, Hayden dresses pa-POW yet too old for her age, as she's prone to do, but I ain't complainin' because blondes in red are one of my favorite things, second only to blondes in yellow. Plus Pinkie says her dress looks like something Ali Larter would wear and that just opens up a whole 'nother bag of slashy worms. Mmm, slashy worms. And left over from the FHM, this fun, sexy lil drawing of Hayden and Masi. We sing sin. 8 thin gin.

The Offfice season 2 bloopers [Aug 31 2007 | 01:28am] Oh my goodness, these are so funny. And I never realized that they would all be behind the camera watching when one actor was filming their 'confessional' bits. Aww, what a lovely ensemble cast. Part 1 Part 2 We sing sin. 4 thin gin.

New Rachel Hurd-Wood photoshoots and appearances, yippee! [Aug 31 2007 | 12:54am] Well, it so seems that rachelhurdwood.net is on a break -- and that's all they're gonna say about it, thank you very much, so it's a good thing for all us redhead lovers that I went through and got these recent appearance pictures off the site before they went down. Oh, you are WELCOME! In fact, I would dare to say that we're your number 1 source for Rachel Hurd-Wood photos! now that the site is down, and I hate when people online say that. The odd thing about Pinky and I is that there are quite a few more obscure actresses and models and musicians and whatnots that we're into that we have extensive collections of that we have never met their match of, but would we ever publically declare that we have more pictures of Naomi Watts, or of Q'orianka Kilcher than anyone else out there? No, we would not. But I will tell you this, that this first phtooshoot were on RHW.net site they were like 450 pixels tall and had a big old tag on them. That's stupid. I found these easily on a forum, huge and unwatermarked, and I don't have the balls to repost them with our website's name all over them like they belong to me, you know, because I had NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TAKING OF THEM. Rachel Hurd-Wood - Tim Jenkins Photoshoot 2006 A redhead is soft green? I am purring like a KITTEN over here! And that black dress is so adorable I'm dying here. I love her plump breasts and rounded, soft arms and super-pale skin and moss-green eyes and Reinessaince-shaded red hair and shy little smile. I'm on the verge of an poem here, so I'm just gonna stop myself before I go any further. Oh but I will say a line from the Mad Men episode tonight, where one of the characters says that redhead's mouth's are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glass of milk. Innit that perfect? Unknown shoot She looks alil like younger Evan Rachel Wood here, doesn't she? Rachel Hurd Wood. Evan Rachel Wood. Put your hands together. Rachel Hurd-Wood at the German World Premiere of Perfume Ohhhhhkay, these just about slay me. This dress is all kinds of perfect on her body. I'm really gonna restrain myself and not go on and on and on about how good her breasts look in it, or how good the sheer underlay looks with her pale skin, but I will say the gloves are an adorable young little touch of wimsy. And again, her shy, reserved smile makes me sorta achey. These pictures pretty much talk for themselves though, don't they? ( plus 22 more ) Rachel Hurd-Wood at the AFI Film Festival in 2006 It wasn't until I saved all of these that I realized I hadn't ever really seen her casually dressed in clothes of her own choosing but I'm definitely giving her a thumbs up for this whole ensemble. Of course, most of you by now know how I feel about girls in Chuck Taylors, but the skinny jeans and the sweater hoodie and the dark blue on the redhead, this outfit is perfect on her. ( plus 17 more ) Rachel Hurd Wood - London Premiere of Peter Pan And of course no post of her would be complete without a little guilt inducing gander of pictures of her when she was a wee lil thing when her first big movie, Peter Pan, came out. If you haven't seen her in this movie, she is the perfect Wendy Darling, and knowing now how beautiful a girl she becames it's easy to see why Peter falls in love with her. Rachel Hurd-Wood Los Angeles Premiere of Peter Pan And here you go, a last batch to end it all off, to prove that we are indeed your #1 Source for Rachel Hurd Wood pictures!!! Oh wait. PWNED! We sing sin. 1 thin gin.

The spell you're under will slowly rob you of your virgin soul. [Aug 31 2007 | 12:51am] Holy crap you guys, Pinkie and I were just listening to the Halloween 2007 soundtrack and realized that we have the hilarious song God Of Thunder by Kiss on vinyl! Oh we are rockin' hard. Check out the amazing lyrics. Seeing Viggo so much lately (and we're about to see oh so much more!) has made me wish I could see the rest of the LOTR fellas more right now. Except Orlando. I see enough of him, honestly. Possibly too much. Here's my other two favorite LOTR fellas that aren't hobbits! Ian McKellen One time I had a dream that I met Ian at the library and he was so kind and sweet and funny and wonderful that I did that thing where I woke up from my dream and had a temper tantrum because I wanted back into my dreamland where Ian and I were giggling together amidst the stacks at our local library. I think he's up here rather often since Vancouver is a gay wonderland and sometimes I feel positive I am going to meet him one day and oh what a glorious day it'll be. Until then, I'll have to be content to gaze lovingly at his loveable image. I love him. Sean Bean - 64th Venice Film Festival Far North Photocall Check out Sean looking all roguish and rakish and other adjectives that describe beautiful alpha men who're probably really aggressive in bed. Oh my god, is he going to be at the TIFF too? I WOULD DIE to see him and Viggo together again. He'd be reunited with his KING! WHY AM I SUCH A NERD? We sing sin. 6 thin gin.

Amazing journal you all must check out. [Aug 30 2007 | 09:49pm] [ music | The Beatles - Come Together (on vinyl, baby) ] Me and Pinky are gonna try some new stuff out on here, so hopefully y'all like it. New and different kinds of pretty! I came across this amazing, different kind of blog a while ago. Done by graphic/comic artist Ozge Samanci, it's called 'ordinary things' which she describes as 'an online journal of my observations in the comics form.' The watercolour and ink pieces are sometimes funny, sometimes sad, but always insight, and more often than not make you realize something about yourself and the world around you that you knew all along but never had the words to describe. I went back through her entire blog when I first discovered it a few months back and saved all my favorite of her observations, but I'm only gonna post a few of them here. I haven't been on the site for a while, so none of these are super recent, so go over there and check it out. Her view point is simple and fresh - as a recent newcomer to the US, she sees the things that those of us who have lived in North America all our lives might miss, but beyond that, I know I personally relate to how attached she gets to the things that surround her in her everyday life. ordinary things I am ozge samanci. I walk then I see things. everybody does. ( more of my favorite entries under the cut ) We sing sin. 8 thin gin.

Nikolai you are so beautiful. [Aug 30 2007 | 09:17pm] Eastern Promises treats for all the good lit'l Viggomi boys and girls. Lots of stills. Some small, some big. Stop with the tattooed nakedness, Viggo. Between your hardcore gangsta goodness in this and Jodie's in Brave One, I just can't stop aching. Shots of Naomi's bottom during the filming of the motorbike scene. Lots of clips. An inverview with David Cronenberg about how swell Naomi is. An interview with Naomi. I'm not sure what she talked about. Whenver I hear her voice, I get mesmerized by the tone of it and just cup my face in my hands, tilt my head to the side, grin dopily, and think things like, 'Boy, she sure does sound a lot like Nicole. I wonder what their simultanious orgasms would sound like. I do know she talks about Viggo's character opening her up and other things that I took to be sexual in nature. ( Cronenberg Interview ) ( Naomi Interview ) Behind the scenes footage of Viggo showing off his tattoos, mostly. The first video is a special delight because Viggo makes his patented 'You're about to get done' face that never fails to make Pinkie and me shout, 'OH! VIGGO!' ( OH! VIGGO! ) And honestly, what says Russian mob better than the elvish word for nine? ps.. Check out the rockin' Boney M inspired icon I made. Does it not describe Viggo perfectly? I hoisted the idea from sevenblades, who really is a girl genius. We sing sin. 6 thin gin.

Making bad art, saying stupid things. [Aug 30 2007 | 08:44pm] This is a great little article about how Ben Foster channelled Ziggy Stardust for his role in 3:10 To Yuma. Sounds good to me! I'm also really happy to know that Ben's the fella who will be Russell's gay sidekick. Russell's always gotta have someone to knock foreheads with in a homoerotic fashion. BEN FOSTER WON'T MISS THE '3:10 TO YUMA' By Sara Stewart | August 26, 2007 The patented Ben Foster move: Get cast in a minor role, dissolve yourself into it entirely and proceed to steal scenes out from under whichever more-famous actor has the misfortune to be appearing with you. He did it as Lauren Ambrose's creepy art-school boyfriend in "Six Feet Under," and as a teen sociopath in the Bruce Willis film "Hostage." He made a two-episode role as the mentally handicapped kid on "Freaks and Geeks" painfully poignant, and completely ran off with "Alpha Dog" as a rage-fueled meth addict. "I'm sure a therapist could have a field day with some of the roles that I've played," he says cheerfully. "F--- therapy, shoot a movie!" Foster's new movie, "3:10 to Yuma" (Sept. 7), continues the trend, in a way. He's once again playing second fiddle, this time to Russell Crowe and Christian Bale. But the Sergio Leone-esque poster for the film - directed by James Mangold of "Walk the Line" - seems telling. Its lone icon is Foster, sporting a gun and a brass-buttoned coat, and looking an awful lot like Clint Eastwood back in the day. Foster's character, Charlie Prince, is right-hand man to Crowe's Ben Wade, the charismatic outlaw who always manages to evade capture. As Charlie, Foster's scary as hell. There's the crazy-eyes thing, the cold-blooded murder thing, the nearly-sympathetic-in-spite-of-being-almost-pure-evil thing. But, he says, he was really going more for "glam." "When I was going over all the archival photos of outlaws, it struck me that they were the rock stars of their time," he says. "Our brilliant costume designer, who did 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch,' and I decided there was an inherent danger and sexuality to Charlie that we wanted to explore. I watched a lot of David Bowie's 'Ziggy Stardust.' "And," he adds, "a lot of documentaries on wildcats." Wildcats. Sure. "3:10," a remake of a 1957 film based on an Elmore Leonard short story, is the first time Foster's really been part of a cast on his level. This may not be the case with his next movie, "30 Days of Night" (Oct. 19), a vampire flick in which he co-stars with Josh Hartnett. (Hardly seems like a fair fight, does it?) Much to Foster's chagrin, he doesn't actually get to sink his teeth into anyone. "I very much wanted," he says regretfully, "to play a vampire." Source We sing sin. 8 thin gin.

His physical presence has a penis! [Aug 30 2007 | 04:24am] Joss Whedon's genius guest appearance from the last Robot Chicken episode. Oh Joss. *pulls you to my ample bosom* We sing sin. 2 thin gin.

Right. What's a cubit? [Aug 29 2007 | 03:30am] I command you all to read this aloud doing your best Cosby impersonation. We sing sin. 10 thin gin.

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