LOOK EVERYONE!! AN ALICIA KEYS POST!! [Sep 28 2007 | 10:10pm] [ music | Beyonce ft. Young Buck - Green Light (Remix) ] Alicia Keys has a new album "As I Am" coming out on Nov 13th that we are ever so excited about-- seperately Pinky and I loved her debut album and together we loved all the songs off her sophmore record "The Diary of Alicia Keys" and the audio recording of her Unplugged special, but it's been 4 years since she's released a major studio album and I've FELT it. We needs some new Alicia in our lives! She is our generation's Aretha Franklin, she brings the soul ajnd funk classics into the world, and this album already has brought one in the form of her new single. On Wikipedia, the new album is described: Keys has talked to MTV about her upcoming album: "It's coming together incredibly. I am in love with this album. It's very fresh and new". The album is said to feature John Mayer on two songs—"Lesson Learned" and "Heavy Times". Linda Perry and Marsha Ambrosius of Floetry will also collaborate with Keys. Song titles revealed so far have been "No One" the album's lead single), "Superwoman", "Savior", "Reckless", "Kiss Me Like You'll Never See Me Again", "Sweet Tooth", and "The Thing About Love". "No One" debuted at number seventy-one on the Billboard Hot 100, and has since made a huge jump, peaking at number fifteen in its second week as of September 29, 2007. Rolling Stone magazine reported in December 2005 that Keys and her long-term songwriting partner Kerry "Krucial" Brothers would start working seriously on Keys' third studio album in the later half of 2006 Keys has explained that her new upcoming album has an edgier feel than her first two albums and she is keen to do strange and unexpected collaborations outside the R&B and hip hop worlds. Keys also plans to collobarate with Drew Lane, Eddie Galan, and Stargate on the album. "No One" her new video/single from the new album. Great song, with a great beat and girl be looking SO FUCKING GOOD right now. I can not wait to be seeing lots of her as she promotes this new album. She sang "No One" as well as, about three minutes in, George Micheal's "Freedom" at the VMAs this year and again fuckmeshebelookinggood. Her ass in those pants be looking all kinds of sinful, and the way she's moving it back and forth is hypnotizing. And beyond lustful thoughts, seeing a young, black, R n' B singer performing an 80's pop hit by a gay, British dude? Amazing. Here she is arriving and presenting at the VMAs so you all can see how effing SLAMMING she be looking right now. LOOK AT THE ASS. WOW. Stewart Shining photoshoot Her fansites' are a frightful mess, and that just makes me and Pinky even more determined to bring you guys good, HQ pictures of her lookin' fine. She looks stunning in these ones. Fucking beautiful. Two promo pictures for As I Am by Thierry LeGoues. Beautiful, she looks so natural and in her element. Can't wait to see the album cover. Michael Labica photoshoot And these are older pictures but still lovely so we haveta share, but a warning, they're HUGE! We sing sin. 4 thin gin.

Reesey goodness. [Sep 25 2007 | 11:55pm] Rendition Portraits at the T.I.F.F. These are great. I really love the smouldering Sarsgaard shots. I also love the group shots because there's some Sarsenhaal action there and all those asshole rumours about Reese and Jake made us forget that Peter and Jake are LOVERS and it's exciting and sexy that they're in a movie together. These pictures make us remember just how exciting and sexy it is. I included a shot of the poster there too that's really not that exciting, but hey, it's relevant to the post. Filming her Avon commercial 09.17 Sultry! I'm looking forward to seeing this. I do love a good Avon ad. Here's 3 sets of recent magazine scans that are all relatively boring but at the same time adorable, as Reese can sometimes be. I miss the days of her doing photoshoots with EVU and Annie Leibovitz and Joaquin. Why can't I just once make a post about Reese and not mention Joaquin? Oh I know, because they should be TOGETHER. But I digest. Look at her with her pretty blonde hair and her pretty white smile and her pretty golden skin, photographed by famed fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon and... the dude who takes the pictures for EW. Elle 10.07 Entertainment Weekly 08.24.07 Glamour - 09.07 We sing sin. 18 thin gin.

Pud-ding. Pudding. It's just fun to say. [Sep 25 2007 | 03:34am] I've got a terrible confession to make. I'm really into Mischa Barton right now. Yes, I know she played one of the dippiest characters on television. Yes I know she's one of the most talentless actresses in Hollywood. But you guys! She's so PRETTY! Here, I'll show you. Event Mischa I'm not going to detail these events. They were all fashion week'ish stuff from this month. The important thing to note in these pictures is how pretty Mischa is! Her youthful skin is so glowy! Her big round eyes are so kittenish! She wears makeup as well as any model, and possibly better than some because she has such a lovely healthy face. The freckles, the perfectly shaped face, those cheekbones! I'm not sure, but I would imagine she's being jumped on for her fashion choices as of late, because she's not looking like high class Old Navy like most rich girls her age are dressing. She's definitely more reminiscent of Mary Kate and Ashley who, as y'all know, are our favorite young fashionistas. I'm proud of Mischa for dressing like she's fabulous and not like she's out of a box! The colour choices are rich and glorious, jewel tones to die for! The way she's decorating her hair and accessorizing is so fresh and new, she's so much fun to look at. And because she's choosing such unique styles and silhouettes, she looks so wonderfully different and just naturally stands out. Brava, Mischa. Marissa Cooper may go down in history as one of the most annoying bitches who ever got in the way of our Cohen family fun, but you, Mischa, you are a doll! Model Mischa I have said since the days of The O.C. that Mischa should shut up and be a model. She's often taken my breath away with that pretty dollface. Plus, the way she works her face and body so well when modelling, and so awkwardly when acting just screams, MODEL NOT ACTRESS! I'm glad she's taken my advice. I wish more people listened to me. Elle France 05.07 by David Vasiljevi I didn't think I would fancy this photoshoot because I don't think girls who don't have the same spark as the sirens they're impersonating do a photoshoot like this justice, but again with the excellent modelling, Mischa almost nails it. No she doesn't have it in her to find the spirit that was in the actresses she's portraying, but she's so fucking pretty that she replicates the face well and does this modelly version of the actresses' looks. I approve. Iceberg Ads These ads are great. Very 90's in a good way with the softly waved hair and the nude lips and the ribbed tights and the noticeable cheekbones. I'm really happy that those tights are back in fashion, every winter I've hoped with all my hopes and now they're back! See, some returning fashions from the 90s are a good thing! We sing sin. 9 thin gin.

It's you! You're you! [Sep 25 2007 | 03:06am] Julianne Moore - Another Autumn/Winter 2007 by Inez & Vinoodh First of all, I wanna apologize for not sharing these the moment I found them because they are heavenly! Have you ever seen anything more gorgeous? All that red hair floating and wrapping and making all sorts of magic! It's too much! I can't take it, my fetish has gone into overdrive! Oh, who am I kidding? I can take it. I can take it all! These are especially important to love on because Julianne is looking blonde and rough lately so we must gaze upon these and remember that this is just a phase and soon she will be servicing our fetishes again. We must be patient, little ones. Out 12.98 by Carter Smith Here's another photoshoot that I recently acquired HQ, except the cover shot, that's small and blurry. Oh but she's a vision, isn't she? I enjoy these an extra little bit because they're from an issue of Out magazine. One of the magazines of our people! You know, that and Italian Vogue. We sing sin. 5 thin gin.

I'm gonna go feed the Cat. [Sep 25 2007 | 02:05am] Jane - June/July 2007 by Ellen Von Unwerth HI BEAUTIFUL! How lucky are we that, in the past year, we've been blessed with three uniquely beautiful Zooey shoots by EVU? Gay dreams really do come true. This shoot is especially wonderful because Zooey plays the playful romping vintage vixen perfectly. It's artistic and gorgeous and so much fun. Love it with me, won't you? Esquire 2002 by Pamela Hanson LOVE these and I just found them beautifully HQ. As a rule I prefer Zooey as a brunette, but she looks so damned precious in these shots I can't stand it. And hey, why not two more pretty shots? The first is by Carter Smith from 1999, the second is by Steven Meisel from 2000. We sing sin. 20 thin gin.

Milla Jovovich's growing baby belly over the last 4 months [Sep 25 2007 | 01:27am] From the August 2007 Jane magazine June 2007 - Shopping in LA Aww, look at how wee her tummy is in comparison to now! She has been the most lovely pregnant lady this summer, that's why I had to post all these, she's often been makeup-less when she's just been around town, and I haveta salute the always sensible shoe choices she's been making too -- even at this early time, seeing Christina Aguilera in those high heels is making me nervous. Plus, and it's never more perfectly exampled than it is here, she looks so, well, young and like she did when she first started modeling when she's pregnant, with the extra weight in her face. I don't know if she lost a lot of weight over the last couple of years and that's what changed her face, or what, but here she looks exactly like the Milla I fell in love with as a little baby dyke. July 27th, 2007 - At Comic-Con Again with the sensible shoes and looking so pretty. This dress is very sweet and flattering, I like that she's stuck with loose little minidresses and comfy v neck tops, very comfy and stylish. Though of course, looking at all of these you know I'm just checking out how big her boobs are getting. Because babies do have a tendancy to ruin everything, at least they bring the big titties on. August 2nd, 2007 - Resident Evil: Extinction photocall in Toyko I also think it's adorable how she's been posing while pregnant. Only a model of her experience would know how to work a babybelly into her look like this. Sept 4th, 2007 - Out to dinner with friends in Hollywood Ahh yes and here are the fine pregnancy boobies. I haveta say, seeing one of my 'trigger girls' -- aka one of the girls who I crushed on hard as a young girl and who helped me realize I was gay -- with such a fine set of boobs is really, really, really nice. Yeah. Nice. And again, adorable outfit. Sept 7th, 2007 - Presenting the Spring-Summer 2008 line of Jovovich-Hawk at New York Fashion Week And here we are! She's definitely gonna have this baby sometime very soon, so we have our ear to the ground on that one. Speaking of her clothing line, if you haven't taken a gander yet, go through and look at the style.com's slideshow of the S/S line, it is BEAUTIFUL! Filled with so many vintage inspired gems. And if you go to their site, they have the past two collections - the F/W for 2007 was a bit heavy for me, but their first one was so sweet and had so many great pieces in it, and it's modeled by Milla herself! And here's two photoshoots she's done since getting pregnant Vogue Italia - May 2007 - photographed by Peter Lindbergh Obviously this is before she's pregnant, but these are LOVELY, aren't they? She's done amazing work with Peter before, mainly the series of nudes that showed her all muscular and lean and long. She looks like a silent screen star in these, which is perfect given how expressive a model she is. InStyle UK - August 2007 This is a great little article about how excited she is to be a mom, and where she reveals that she's having a girl. Can you imagine how well dressed a little girl it'll be? We sing sin. 13 thin gin.

Two great recent articles about the masterful genius that is Stephen Colbert [Sep 25 2007 | 12:16am] [ music | The Beatles - Long, Long, Long ] You MUST read this one from this month's Vanity Fair, it has interviews with Jon Stewart and Amy Sedaris and is a great profile of where he came from and how he's able to get people to do the most absurd things on his show without them seeming absurd. Just reliving all the funny moments from his show in this article is worth the read alone. ( the whole article under the cut, full sized but not massive scans, so it won't break your computer, promise! Nice and easy to read. ) From the Sept 23rd, 2007 Parade Magazine, a much less indepth piece, but look at the that picture of his father, he looks EXACTLY like him. Ahhh, reading on the internet!! Such an idea?! And are we all as excited as I for his new book I Am America! (And So Can You!)?!?! We sing sin. 4 thin gin.

Just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me. [Sep 24 2007 | 05:06pm] The Family Guy Star Wars special last night was even more awesome than we expected it to be. The best part? The Dirty Dancing parody of course. The joyous laughter that came out of Pinkie and myself is the sort of laughter that only comes when a joke involves Dirty Dancing. This joke was the ultimate. Watch and be amazed. The watch the scene from Dirty Dancing and be nostalgic. Our other favorite part? The end scene when Peter and Chris argue about whether or not Robot Chicken rocks. Oh the hilarity, though we think Chris should have called Peter a stoopid monkey at the end. We sing sin. 6 thin gin.

Peter, this is the worst time you could have called! Go away! [Sep 24 2007 | 02:45am] Oh my god you guys, your response to the Star Trek post was OVERWHELMING! So much fun to read everyone's comments and see how excited everyone was-- and I haveta say, I'm more than a little releaved that I wasn't the only one who was unbelievably excited by all those pictures. And it was such fun to see everyone's ST icons too -- so many Crusher's!! That vivacious redhead, I shoulda known. With so many comments, it's too much to answer each one, so I thought I'd make this post with all the funny Star Trek macros I'd gathered to thank you all for rocking out that post with your feedback! Keep it coming! ( plus 10 more ) We sing sin. 21 thin gin.

Oh, I hope with all my hope! [Sep 24 2007 | 02:05am] Here's some Dexter pretties for y'all to love on. Season 2 Promos Ok, so I may have already posted these because when I uploaded them I noticed they were already uploaded, but I also have this bad habit of uploading things and then getting distracted by something shiny and I don't remember ever talking about these so I think that I didn't actually post these but if I did already I apologize for repeating myself. I also apologize for that sort of awesome runon sentence I just completed. Anywho, isn't that group shot great? The single shots are a bit dullsville, except for Dexter's shot of course. In addition to being an awesome serial killer, he's also incredibly photogenic. Season 1 Promos I've never seen these before. I like how he's all, 'Hi everybody! I like playing with blood!' Oh Dex, you're adorable. TCA Press Tour 07.14.07 Aren't they all pretty and fuckable? An Evening With Dexter 03.07.07 I admire how Michael C. Hall is so dedicated to whatever role he's playing that it comes through at events. When he played David, I was convinced he was actually a gay and his wife an adorable lit'l blonde beard, but now I'm positive he's a friendly and moral serial killer for reals. He's so scary and scruffy! I love the shot of him with his tv-sister. They look a lot alike if you look past the scary. We sing sin. 5 thin gin.

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