David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel TV Guide March 9-15, 2009 [Mar 03 2009 | 01:10pm] So, is it spazz out time, or what? I'm currently in the grips of a nasty cold, and have been watching Bones seasons 3 and 4 non-stop for the last week, and seeing this today, I deliriously thought I had hallucinated it into being. Hey, it's possibly, Bones IS all have been thinking about and I AM so out of it that when I called my parents to wish them a happy anniversary last night I greeted my mother with "Happy Birthday!" so this vision of adorable prettiness with headlines screaming of their impending fuck party, oh no that's too crude, boink fest, yes, that could have been made up. But NO! Now I am on a NO SPOILERS FOR BONES DIET! So much so that I HAVE NOT READ THIS VERY SPOILERY ARTICLE. AND IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED DONT READ THIS ARTICLE EITHER. But srsly, the will power it is taking me to not read this article is INTENSE. Like knuckle gnawlingly bad. But I will wait, and be rewarded, besides, knowing they are going to do it, that's enough. PLS NO COMMENTS ABOUT THE ARTICLE/SPOILERS! Okay, this is majorly pathetic, but I haveta ask it -- can anyone get us this US TV Guide? I'll pay someone to ship it to us, srsly. I NEEDS IT! Emily and Zooey Deschanel at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party - Feb 22, 2009 And hey, my fellow Gaychanel-ers! Did we all see that the girls broke their two years ban on being seen together in public?!?!? OH HAPPY DAY!! These pictures bring us so much joy -- shades of lavender, flowly, toused hair, and hey, don't forget to support Emily, er I mean the gays! Here's some hires fabulousness for ya! Random Bones-y pictures I've gathered whilst wondering about the internet. We sing sin. 8 thin gin.

BRANGELINA TWINS.....REVEAL! [Jan 27 2009 | 06:12pm] HEY HOW ABOUT 40 HIRES UNTAGGED PICTURES OF BRAD AND ANGELINA AND THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY TODAY IN JAPAN?!?! OH YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME BITCHES!!!!! Literally 3 days ago we were complaining that it'd been too long that Brad and Angelina have kept these twins all locked up and hidden in their estate/small country castle in France. We were admittedly getting extremely impatient to see them. So today, upon seeing the whole damn lot of them, in these classic, matching-yet-unique-to-everyone's-own0style's outfits arriving in an airport in Japan today, well..... Pinky said I flittered around the apartment like a bird, and I don't doubt that. Firstly, THESE TWINS ARE SO ADORABLE AND SWEET FACED THEY LOOK LIKE LIL DOLLIES! Plumpled up on the breast milk of Angelina Jolie, bred on the genetic juice of Brad Pitt, how could they be anything less than two pale, shockingly blue eyes, full lipped sweethearts? And of course, they booth look totally like Shiloh did at that age -- I threw in some pictures of Shi around the age they are now - 6 and a half months - to show you what I meant. And are we all dying at Knox in the matching hat with Brad? The rest of the kids all have their awesome little thing going on, Mad is totally the oldest, and he look gentlemanly and punk at the same time, I love his stripey gloves and fur hat and blazer. Pax with his usually dislike of the cameras, we noticed that he is looking more and more like Angelina- as is Zahara. I like his new haircut too. And of course Z, diva fabulousa, wearing her fur jacket, hood up, with more attitude than like 98 percent of the people I've known in my life. And look how grown up Shi John looks! With her dolly and her pink blanket, she's such a little girlie girl! She's looking a lot like Brad in these. We're totally into her Angelina crafted haircut as well. Of course Brad's looking sexy with his big man hands, and Angelina, with her 'damn, ain't my family pretty?' face? *Pulls you all to my bosoms* They make me so happy to be alive!!!! Pictures of Shiloh around the age the twins are now, for comparison sake: We sing sin. 24 thin gin.

Oscar Nominees [Jan 22 2009 | 06:11am] Here's the Oscar nominations. We tried to stay up for the full list but we got too tired. We failed you! They'll be here & here soon. Here's the main list of nominees. Discuss! Edit: The full list is up at IMDb! Best Supporting Actress Amy Adams - Doubt Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona Viola Davis - Doubt Taraji P Henson - The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler Best Supportint Actor Josh Brolin - Milk Robert Downey Jr - Tropic Thunder Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road Best Actress Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married Angelina Jolie - Changeling Melissa Leo - Frozen River Meryl Streep - Doubt Kate Winslet - The Reader Best Actor Richard Jenkins - The Visitor Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon Sean Penn - Milk Brad Pitt - The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler Best Director David Fincher - The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Ron Howard - Frost/Nixon Gus Van Sant - Milk Stephen Daldry - The Reader Danny Boyle - Slumdog Millionaire Best Original Screenplay Frozen River Happy Go Lucky In Bruges Milk WallE Best Adapted Screenplay The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Doubt Frost/Nixon The Reader Slumdog Millionaire Best Picture The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Frost/Nixon Milk The Reader Slumdog Millionaire We sing sin. 16 thin gin.

Just one post, if I may [Jan 20 2009 | 10:15pm] At last my love has come along My lonely days are over And life is like a song At last the skies above are blue And my heart was wrapped up in clover The night I looked at you I found a dream that I can speak to A dream that I could call my own I found a thrill to press my cheek to A thrill that I have never known You smiled, and then the spell was cast And here we are in heaven And you are mine at last I know you all are probably inaugurated out, but I am just gonna post one thing, because it really summed up the whole day for us. Beyonce singing "At Last" for Barack and Michelle Obama's first dance. There are so many things going on in this, but firstly, personally, this is one of my favorite songs. I fell in love with it years ago, when I was introduced to it as Christina Aguilera's big 'look at this amazing voice coming out of this tiny little white girl' song, and then watching her transform it now as the song she sings to her husband. I know it seems overused as a love song but there is a reason, the lyrics elegantly and simply express what it feels like when you've finally found that person who you've been longing for, the bliss inside at being in a relationship that you know in your heart is right. So on the first level you have this song being Barack and Michelle's song, not in the traditional sense that it's been sung from the woman to the man, but in the sense that he loves and relies on her so much, being from him to her. Then you have this as a song from us all, America, the world even to Obama, such relief today at finally seeing what we've waited 8 years for, someone coming in and speaking the common sense that we've so longed for. And of course, I'm not keeping this back, though she has the haters online, me and Pinky, we love Beyonce, and in this moment we are unutterably proud of her. She is singing that pride and that happiness for all of us, saying "You smiled, and then the spell was cast" to Obama for all of us out there. Watching her realize the importance of the moment that she's involved in settle over her while she's singing this song is so sweet, seeing her tear up but making it through the song so beautifully, we are so proud of her. This is a defining moment for her career and for her just as a person and I swear we could not love her more, and I hope it helps some of the people out there who are too harsh on her realize her actual nature. Today was magic, like a dream it was so perfect, something that in the past 8 years seemed impossible. Youth, hope, innovation, common sense, dignity, joy, beauty, style, to see these things that are standards by which America used to be known by returned to you all so eloquently, to see the graceful, subtle pride by which the US displayed itself today, it was something I know that millions upon millions will remember for the rest of their lives. ( and because I love it so much, Christina Aguilera performing At Last in 2000 ) We sing sin. 9 thin gin.

Magazines - February 2009 [Jan 19 2009 | 04:07am] I just attempted to organize my insane collection of scans that I've been meaning to post and sort of sent myself into a panic. Disorganization is against my nature! I'm trying to make sense of them though and decided to start with a post recommending some of the current newsstand magazines that I suggest y'all pick up. Vanity Fair Cate Blanchett by Annie Leibovitz First of all, Cate Blanchett's beauty overwhelmed me so much during our viewing of Benjamin Button, that I cried simply from the emotions her beauty conjured up in my lady lovin' heart. She is the very picture of perfection, and this shoot is dramatic and delightful. It's a stark contrast from the less inspired (but no less sexy!) shoot that Leibovitz did with Tina Fey in last month's issue. This is the Annie we know and love, and this is the Cate that makes us cry. ( midres digital versions ) January Jones by Patrick Demarchelier If Cate's perfection hasn't convinced you to pick up a copy of the Vanity Fair, maybe this lit'l slice of Heaven will. There are no words to describe January. I'll let that perfect face and rockin' bod of hers do the talkin'. ( midres digital versions + 3 outtakes ) Vinessa Shaw by Matthew Rolston What a lovely surprise as the Vanities girl this month! We're big Vinessa fans and this picture is darling. I feel like there hasn't been a real magical Vanities picture in awhile though, which is a disappointment, I love the anticipation every month of thumbing through the issue and discovering the new girl. Audrey Tautou by Brigitte Lacombe Audrey's started to do promos for her Coco Chanel biopic and they are stunning! Stills have started to be released as well. I'm not sure how the movie is going to turn out, but the style seems spot-on. Brad Pitt - W by Chuck Close Chuck Close is this AMAZING artist who is best known for his large scale pixel paintings, but occassionally does these daguerreotypes. According to wiki: A daguerreotype (original French: daguerréotype) is an early type of photograph, developed by Louis Daguerre, in which the image is exposed directly onto a mirror-polished surface of silver bearing a coating of silver halide particles deposited by iodine vapor. In later developments bromine and chlorine vapors were also used, resulting in shorter exposure times. The daguerreotype is a negative image, but the mirrored surface of the metal plate reflects the image and makes it appear positive in the proper light. Thus, daguerreotype is a direct photographic process without the capacity for duplication. It was one of the earliest forms of photography, invented in 1840, and its whole negative imagery picks out every line and flaw in a person's face. I love what it's done with Brad Pitt here, and what a great alignment with him being in Benjamin Button. Brad Pitt requested that Close photograph him, which ZOMG BRAD I LOVE YOU FOR KNOWING ABOUT HIS DAGUERREOTYPES. The quote from the W website is: "You can't be the fair-haired young boy forever," says Close, known for his superdetailed portraits that reveal every skin flaw. "Maybe a photograph of him with his crow's-feet and furrowed brow is good for him." Lindsay Lohan - Interview by Mert & Marcus I'd say the best thing about this spread - other than EVERYTHING - is that all the elitist little fashion snobs are having to eat their words and begrudingly admit that Lindsay is a kickass model because this cover and shoot is undeniably wonderful. It's so in keeping with the spirit of Interview magazine and Lindsay is shamelessly making the camera her bitch and I dig it! I cannot wait to get my hands on this issue. It will be lovingly caressed by the Pinks, separately and at the same time. These are just small preview shots from the shoot, which is fine because scans from Interview magazine never do the photoshoots justice. A copy of Interview is like, 5 bucks, make the investment, buy yourselves a little happy. You work hard, you deserve it. Scarlett Johansson - Bazaar by Alexi Lubomirski What a pretty Valentinesey issue of a magazine! I really feel like the newsstand cover is trying too hard though, and, as usual, I find the subscriber cover bewitching. I don't know why there seems to be a trend in Scarlett shoots where she takes a luscious lovely shoot and only a couple of pictures are used. C'mon! It's Bazaar, go ahead and make it a six or seven page spread, I don't think anyone will complain. Still, what we've been given are a sweet buxom holiday treat, so I'll accept this gift graciously and pretend ScarJo is giving me a real valentine. One that I have to pay for. ( midres digital versions and a scan of the newsstand cover ) Siri Tollerod & Karmen Pedaru - Chic Easy Pieces by Alexi Lubomirski I usually make it a habit to not share fashion spreads here because they're not popular, but this one is so fresh and pretty I just had to force your eyes to scroll past it. I mentioned on Tumblr that it reminds me of something Niki Taylor would have done in the early 90s. It makes me lusty for springtime. Plus I really love Siri Tollerod, even if her upper arm is the same size as my chubby middle finger. I'm not sold enough on the US Vogue to share scans, but there are some fantastic Steven Meisel shots that I might share when I find better versions, and Blake Lively's cover shoot with Mario Testino is actually very nice and a big ol upgrade from the past few issues of Vogue. What I would suggest is that, if you've got money to burn after already purchasing the recommended issues mentioned above, then maybe pick up the Vogue. Or you could buy yourself some Taco Bell. I'd go with the Taco Bell. We sing sin. 14 thin gin.

Emily Deschanel at Golden Globes Afterparty / FOX TCA Afterparty [Jan 16 2009 | 02:48am] [ music | Queen - I Want To Break Free ] Hey! Wasn't that episode of Bones tonight so good! Oh my god, waiting so long for it and then finally having it back was great! OH WAIT. IT WASN'T ON BECAUSE OF OLD WHAT'S HIS NAME'S STUPID 'JUST LEAVE ALREADY' SPEECH. And by the looks of the way FOX is scheduling things in the next couple of months, we're going to be doing a lot of waiting with this new suck-ball timeslot: Thursday, January 15 8:00/7:00c - "Presidential Address" 8:15/7:15c - To Be Announced 9:00/8:00c - "Kitchen Nightmares" Thursday, January 22 8:00/7:00c - "Bones: Double Trouble in the Panhandle" Time Slot Premiere 9:00/8:00c - "Bones: Hero in the Hold" New Episode - Special Time Thursday, January 29 8:00/7:00c - "American Idol" Special Night 9:00/8:00c - "Hell's Kitchen" Season Premiere Thursday, February 5 8:00/7:00c - "Bones" 9:00/8:00c - "Hell's Kitchen" Thursday, February 12 8:00/7:00c - "40th NAACP Image Awards" Two-Hour Special Thursday, February 19 & 26 8:00/7:00c - "Bones" 9:00/8:00c - "Hell's Kitchen" Thursday, March 5 8:00/7:00c - "American Idol" Special Night 9:00/8:00c - "Hell's Kitchen" I think you can all agree with me when I say: WAT. We're already real PHHHHRT with American Idol this season IE not watching it, so add on to that this bullfuckery, and it's kind of making Jeff Zucker and his new gripping 10 pm drama about a large chinned man and his quest for an auidence approval look like NOT the lamest decision to be made by a network executice lately. Anyways, I thought I'd share these big shiny hires pictures of Emily Deschanel from this week looking all curvy and fuckable to make us all feel alil better about not seeing her all Brennan-ed up. More HQ from the Jan 11, 2009 - Instyle post Golden Globes Party YES this is the same party that Amy and Tina were at so think about that for a while! And NO she's not really WITH Gerald Butler, just walking next to him. But she looks so good next to hot tall men, yeah? Too bad she's a major lez. WAT, WHO SEZ THAT? Also, I could write an epic sonnet to this dress, with all the curvy, and the puffy skirt, and the drapy over her full bosoms and the red and the dip in the back and the gold belt. And look! Her and Senor! Oh they're so cute at events together! Did you know that there are people who ship them in real life? Like, intensely? It's very odd for me to read about, coming from my Emily is a lez/even more obvious that David is fiercely devoted to his plastic ladywife and child camp. But I'm not gonna say anything more, because to each their own. I know that my Amy/Tina thing must seem bonkers to like 99 percent of you. Also, I'm gonna say it because we're all thinking it - under eye concealer. There. Jan 11, 2009 - NBC Universal Golden Globes Party Jan 14, 2009 - FOX Winter TCA Afterparty Yes, so the winter Television Critics Association thingies are happening all this week, and it's producing those pictures that are so very anticlimatic. They're like the press conference portraits, but less interesting because they're all your favorite TV stars, right, but they're dressed business casual, kinda poorly lit, sitting in chairs that look like they came from a porn set, all in a row like they're in a class photo, and being photographed from a unflattering low angle whilst in mid sentence, wearing their 'I'm here to whore my product' face, which is not really something you wanna see on someone you admire's face. Oh yeah, all while sitting next to their producers, who usually aren't the best looking folks in the world. So yeah, what should be an orgy of pretty is kind of just pictures of a sales conference. FOX at least has the common sense to make all their peeps go out afterwards to a nice bar and smooze with each other and take pictures of everyone smiling and slightly more relaxed and interacting, which is much nicer to look at. I am COMPLETELY in love with Emily's ensemble here, it's so chic and kind early 80s lady and looks so good on her tall body. Plus look at her with the dark makeup on, she looks like she's stalking prey, damn. ( plus 13 + 7 MQ ) Mad props to the amazing 206_bones comm for some of these pictures and the equally great Obsessed with Bones blog. Bones has such a great fandom, I am thoroughly enjoying it. I have a bunch more Bones/Emily/David pictures to put up, but I thought this was a good place as any to start! We sing sin. 19 thin gin.

Rules about commenting in the Sinful Caesar world [Jan 12 2009 | 11:35pm] I wanted to make a reminder post about our rules as pertaining to commenting. 1) I've noticed lately a trend on livejournal towards negativity and the need to be contrary, and where I certainly don't have the authority to tell you what to do on your own journal, I do have it on our own. This journal is kept for one purpose and that is for the positive reflection of things. Comments made only to disagree with us are UNACCEPTABLE. Why bother with the effort of commenting to tell us we are wrong? Keep it to your own journal, where you can make detailed lists about what retards we are. But on here, you respect our space and our opinions. I'm not saying you dont have the right to disagree, and if you want to point out something we've said wrong, that's totally cool. But if the ONLY THING you're going to say is "YOU'RE STUPID! THAT'S WRONG!" You will loose your commenting privileges here. 2) On the other hand, PLEASE COMMENT! We've noticed a real decline in comments and it's bumming us out. We love the spaztic back and forth with you guys -- I know that we're off on our other blog land a lot now, but you know what, this is where our crazies are at. This is where I can openly discuss my love of incest and of Amy and Tina's fuck sessions and my hatred of Jeff Richmond and how I think my recent bout of insomina has to do with my empathy over Emily Deschanel loosing her sister-lover to some dude from a lame band. YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND OUR CRAZY AND WE DIG THAT ABOUT YOU! Also, I know that there are people out there who love what we are doing but aren't commenting. I saw my Jon Stewart putting on his glasses animation on the ohnotheydidnt community and that post got like 5 comments. WTF, dude. Come on. That's inappropiate conduct. Give us the props and snaps we so crave/deserve! Okay, that's all. With that in mind, enjoy our crazy ranting about the Golden Globes! We sing sin. 32 thin gin.

It Golden Globes 2009 crazytime!! [Jan 12 2009 | 11:34pm] [ music | Ne-Yo - Miss Independent ] Jesus, I'm like my mom used to be with the writing the wrong date on cheques with the 2009. It's 2009, 2009, 2009. NOT 2008....HAI GUYS!!!! ARE YOU READY?!?!? Our Favorite Straightie Couples Brad and Angelina -- Angelina in Atelier Versace It always starts with Brad and Angelina. All things start with Brad and Angelina because they are the Adam and Eve of all things Hollywood/beautiful/creative/fabulous/good/sexual/fuckable/fertile. How amazing was it that they were in the same room as Tom Cruise and Meryl Streep. Too much awesome for one room. I told Pinky that if I had been there that I would have thrown paper balls at Tom Cruise to get him to notice me, then once I had his attention, I would've told him I was interested in a free E-Meter reading just to get him to be my friend. Not that I really would be, but like I would pass up a chance to talke to Tom effing Cruise. Srsly, though, like anyone there even tried to talk to these two too-awesome-to-be-real gods. Watching them arrive was like what I imagine watching Zeus and Hera decend from Mount Olympus would be like. We were spasming in orgasmic pleasure when, after they they glided out of their car, Angelina turned to Brad in this total intimate, possessive, wifely, old school way, adjusted his bowtie. Her eyes like glazed over with desire while she did it too, and you knew she'd been recently fucked and good. Then they just swept down the red carpet, their hired goons literally sweeping people out of their way, Ryan Seacrest included -- which was fucking awesome to watch. Truly it is a Brangelina world and we just live in it. Bee and Jay -- Beyonce in Elie Saab Beyonce, you are just POURED into that dress, ain't ya? I love how THICK Beyonce is right now, mainly because her proportions fill out to show that this is the size she's meant to be -- she actually has a good set of boobies on her now. I mean, look at them. The best thing about them becoming Mr and Mrs Z is that they go to events together all proper like. I LOATHE the whole 'couples who are together but don't go down the red carpet together.' It's hella lame. We wanna see you looking super dolled up with your sexy man on your arm. Leo and Kate -- Kate in Yves Saint Laurent Okay, so technically not a couple, but very squeal worthy to see them walking down the red carpet together. We were greatly releaved to see Kate looking like Kate again -- at a lot of her recent events she'd looked so, well, California like, with the tanned skin and the blinding white teeth and the super blonde hair, and too thin in our opinion, and where we accept this from our other ladies, Kate occupies a higher echon in our hearts, the one for pale and more curvy loves, so to see her looking so Barbie like, it was really frightening. But alas, this is the Kate we know and love. We were very very very misty eyed and proud to see her win last night, as both of us have followed her career since its start, way back at Heavenly Creatures days over 15 yrs ago. And what she said about never winning is true, she has been nominated for 5 Golden Globes and 5 Oscars and never won-- though I remember every dress she wore! What a year for her to win though - and though we were very weepy to see her so lovey with her two boys, we were srsly weepy at seeing her with Emma Thompson, because of what a special place Sense & Sensibility has in our hearts. Emma wrote that screenplay and really had a hand in putting Kate in the movie, so to see her grabbing Kate in a big sister way when she won both her awards made us both call out in supreme joy. I love those magical little award show moments so much. Kate and Emma Thompson in Sense & Sensibility in 1995 when Kate was 20. If you've never seen this movie you MUST. It has Alan Rickman in it. There, now you're definitely going to watch it. All the pretty ladies put a dress on it Amanda Seyfried in Stella McCartney I'm going to miss seeing her sitting with Meryl. Oh and alas I have no big pictures of Meryl. The days of us having rare hires pictures, those are kinda over. I mean, they may happen here and there, but as you'll notice, we will have rare MQ pictures, and rare photoshoots hires, and rare old event hires, but rare recent hires event? Those taps have been turned off, not just to us, but to like everyone. So alas, enjoy the end of the Golden Age. Anyways. Amanda, of course looks beautiful because she is beautiful , but she's a total victim of a syndrome we notice happen a lot last night - the young girl whose dating someone older so therefore was dressed way too old for her age. Yeah, I'm looking at you Hayden Panty. Amy Adams in Oscar de la Renta A VISION! A VISION!!! Of course, she never disappoints, and I love how she always puts alittle whimsy and retro fantasy in her choice -- here with the ivy earrings, of course, green on her is amazing. And she knows that this shoulderless dress looks amazing on her, with her ivory skin and the most beautiful set of shoulders I've ever seen. We gasped when we saw her and freaked out, I'm not going to lie. Plus she totally made me eat my words, right before she got up on the pre-show I had said how much I hated Oscar de la Renta's stuff, and of course this is by him. I counter this by saying she could wrap a trash bag around herself and still look like a little pixie. Drew Barrymore in Jean-Paul Gaultier Oh Drew. Drew, Drew, Drew. Okay, so the first picture we saw online way before we saw the show and we burst out laughing. Lemme tell you some of our OPINIONS right now about Drew Barrymore. And I want to preface this by reminding you of our credentials: fans of her since ET and I mean FANS, like I have a butterfly on my ankle where her cross tattoo is. Yeah, rummante on that for a second. We know the Drew. I can do a better Drew impersonation than the Abby Elliot chick who they just hired to do her on SNL. Trust me. You can call me, I will do it, and even without seeing my side tucked mouth, you'll believe me. Okay, fact 1) Drew is having alittle mid 30 crisis. She is acting like a combo of herself during her drinking/boozing phase which comically happened to her when she was like 8 to 14 -- for real, read her autobiography Little Girl Lost if you don't believe me. Yes, it's real and it's GOLD. She's acting like she did then combined with, and I think this is worse, how she did when she was like 21 and dating the Hole drummer and flashing her titties on Letterman and posing nude in Playboy. 'Cept there is one major difference, she is not 21 anymore. I know this major difference, and this is where I get the cringe worthy understanding of her ridiculous behaviour right now. A lot of my own immediate reaction to things is how I did things when I was in my early twenties, but then I stop myself and am like 'no wait, I'm a grown lady now, so no.' Drew is not doing that, she's like 'FUUUUUCK YEAAAH! Let's go get my tongue pierced and go to the bar and get drunk and make our with Chuck from Gossip Girl!! WOOOOO!" This brings me to my second point. 2) Drew is an alcoholic. I'm not saying this to be catty. I am saying this because she is obviously fallen of the wagon again, and was drunk last night. She was drunk when she was hanging all over Jessica Lange and slurrishly talking about Grey Gardens to Ryan Seacrest, and she was drunk when she was making all the stupid ass faces on the red carpet. I know this because she's acting drunk and like she did 10 yrs ago, when she was drinking again. 'Cept this time, she's drinking more, probably to an alcoholic level. So that's my OPINION. Now if you don't agree with me that's cool, but like I said, pls don't just comment to tell me just that. And I want to add that Drew acting this way actually breaks my fucking heart. She is so much better than this, and the fact that she is so obviously lost right now and none of her super awesome Hollywood friends love her enough to try and help her, well....yeah. Anyways. It's hard to see someone you've watched for so long obviously in trouble and know that some kind of bottom is coming for them and being scared exactly what it is going to be *cough*Joaquin*cough* Evan Rachel Wood in Elie Saab Speaking of hitting your bottom and coming back out again, look who finally fixed her face! This is how ERW made herself look presentable again: She got rid of her dark hair and went back to something lighter -- the ginger is because she's going to be in the Julie Taymor Spiderman musical on Broadway. Then she died her eyebrows to match the colour. Then she had someone else do her makeup, so she wasn't wearing all white foundation and sharpie eyebrows, and we finally got to see her pretty face again. We haven't had a chance to see The Wrestler yet, but we get weepy every time we watch the commercial, so we're, you know, preparing. Maggie Gyllenhaal in Lanvin We shouted at the screen like drag queen hooting approval when we saw Maggie. BECAUSE THIS IS FIERCE. All of this, the print, the long lines, the zipper on the side, the one asymmetrical shoulder, her hair and makeup, the earrings. MAGGIE YOU BRING IT. And her plus Aaron Sex-hart, YES PLS FOR TALL SEX. MLP in Carlos Miele MLP is magic. She knows how to work her brunetteness so fiercely, because this blue plus her dark hair plus the blue eye makeup WHICH I AM SO IN LOVE WITH = such fabulousness. Though I have other looks that I am so enthralled with this is definitely up there. Let's here is for all these ladies in blue! I love it! Olivia Wilde in Reem Acra This dress is so effing beautiful. Seeing Olivia likes this makes me blissfully happy that she's gotten this much notority because girl has fashionability out the ying yang. This dress is so delicate and full and the colour is perfect on her. Mixed of our other favorites from the night Lemme just go through them - Though we didn't necessarily dig Debra Messing's dress, her full, auburn, curly ponytail made our fingers itch to touch it. Susan Surandon, srsly, woman, you need to stop with the being so hot. Because this here has to be the hottest I have ever seen here and it just 'bout KILLED US. The tux and the bustier and the BOOBS and the hair and DAMN. And how much does her son look like Tim Robbins? Christ alive. Melissa George - the picture of her looking down should be kept on file just as a reference guide for when you want a really dramatic night makeup look. She of course looked beautiful beyond words. Salma Hayek gets an automatic post "You weren't being rude, you were just being stupid" And ohohohohohoh Mr and Mrs Dexter Morgan. Ahahahah they got married. The best part of this, I swear, is that we get to quote Billy from Six Feet Under now "She's my sister, my lover, my sister, my lover." Oh you two kids! We sing sin. 68 thin gin.

True Blood/Mad Men/HBO and NBC Golden Globe 2009 Afterparties [Jan 12 2009 | 11:32pm] [ music | Lamb - Angelica ] Anna Paquin and True Blood cast at the ceremony and at the HBO afterparty THAT'S OUR GIRL! Oh my goodness I am AGLOW WITH PRIDE over Anna Paquin winning. You long time Caesarites know that me and Pinky are long time Anna fans - I watched her win an Oscar when she was 11, and have watched her career ever since, seen her become an even better actress over the years. And of course, we are totally head over fucking heels in love with Sookie and True Blood, so to have her win for this was so amazing. It was also great because it gives the show, and Anna in it validity. For some reason Big Love and its cast has really been passed over by the awards shows, so to know that this isn't going to happen to True Blood is such a relief. And look at Anna Paquin and her man Stephen Moyer at the afterparty, they are in love, yo. They look damn good together, as good together as a couple that Alan Ball made should look. And of course, the whole cast is there, right down to Eric the Vampire and Sookie's hot brother. GOD I LOVE THIS EFFING SHOW! Like we needed an excuse to marathon rewatch the first season. Thank you Alan Ball, we are forever your bitch. HQ at the show MQ at the HBO Party ( plus 16 ) Mad Men at the show/backstage/at the HBO Afterparty January. January Jones. Everyone. Just, stop for a moment. I want us all to really stop and take this in. This is ART, here. This is like a painting, it's been so masterfully executed. The hair, the subtle, perfectly done curl sweep. The makeup- the blue and the orange tinted red lips and the beauty spots and the matte skin. "Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?" Yes, Dorothy, they can. Exactly the same shade, so she looks like a doll, she looks unreal. And the zipper trim, amazing. This is just, it's perfect. This isn't just my favorite look of the night, this is one of my favorite looks ever. We didn't even recognize her when she came up on screen, and when she did, we gasped, grappling at each other. My dear gay God. And she carries the look off with alpomb. The picture of her at the HBO party, the coyness, the posture, she is herself in this look completely. My god, I love her. I do. I love her. I am pwned completely. After that, do I really need to talk about Christina? Do I really need to talk about the shape of her body, the lushness, the invitation in those lips? The mass, messiness of those disheveled red curls? She is the dark whisper of seduction, next to your ear. Her waist is waiting to be cupped and measured by your hands. She is contained, yet mapped by the dressed. The black of the dress against her pale skin is like the night against the moon. Look at what she's done to me, reduced me to metaphors. HQ MQ HBO Party I am super bummed because earlier today I watched this freaking adorable video on vimeo that's already been taken down of them backstage in the press room behind Matthew Wiener, and Vincient was like pretend biting Christina shoulder and dancing like a geek behind her, and Jon Hamm was all cuddly with Elisabeth and then reached out and grabbed January's waist and pulled her to him and then she and Christina started talking to each other across everyone and it was the first time I'd actually seen them all interacting with each other, and it was so above and beyond anything I could have hoped for. I've grown so used to the awkward comedy/comedian interactions on 30 Rock that are sweet and I love them, but this was like going from watching the Audio Visual Club hanging out all the time and being charmed by their awesome ability to zing one another to going to the Friday night football game to watch the cheerleaders and the football players hang about one another all flirtaously and playfully. The want to watch them all do one another definitely goes up, I am gonna say that. Elisabeth Moss looks so freaking pretty too -- I don't want to look like I am ignoring her. I love her in the red, and I love the dress too. And in case you're wondering, Jane Krakwoski is with Jon Hamm because he's just now filming his 3 episode 30 Rock arc. HELL TO THE YEAH. Let's hear it for the Captain of the football team seducing the A/V nerd! And thanks to miss_valium and her Christina Hendricks community ch_fans for some of these amazing Mad Men pictures! Random people at the HBO Party Just a handful of pictures of other people at the HBO party. I'm including the pictures of the actual location where it was held because it's so Hollywood fabulous - a poolside restaurant in a hotel. Only in LA, I swear to God. NBC Universal Golden Globes Afterparty This is a collection of people we've already seen, but what I am mainly going to talk about here is how much I loved Jane Krakowski's dress. I can't get a hires picture of the side of it so I'm not sure what's going on with it, but it's got a corset under the draping with all this great gold detailing on it -- so beautiful! With her tanned skin and blonde hair, it looks amazing on her! Also, this first picture of Anna Paquin's my favorite of the night -- her dress was real basic, but she looks really sleek and sextastic in this shot, so I'm really digging it. ( plus 15 ) Emily Deschanel at the Instyle Golden Globes Afterparty Here's a little treat, because we can't ever say no to Emily Deschanel! God I love her/any brunette in this intense of a shade of red too, so yes please I will take these. And, might I say, as a complete and utter compliment, she be looking thick and juicy like a steak lately and we be LIKING IT. It's especially noticable to us because we just finished watching the first season/beginning of the second season of Bones where she really lives up her to nicname on the show cuz srsly, she's like BONE THIN -- get it?!? Yeah, good one. So the difference between there and this is just, yes, this is much better. Me no likey Deschanel sisters when they a) get engaged to dummy indie rock singers b) are so thin you can see ribs. I am so thinking out lots of angsty stories about her, mourning the loss of her sister/lover right now. Me thinks I should write them out, yes? We sing sin. 36 thin gin.

Tina and Amy Golden Globes 2009 Red Carpet/At the show/Backstage/NBC and HBO Afterparties [Jan 12 2009 | 11:14pm] [ music | Lady Gaga - Again Again ] In keeping with this blog being little more than an Amy and Tina fansite, we now delve into the crazy Tina/Amy fan ramblings portion of the evenings for those who care for that sort of thing, and for those who are just here to steal pictures, well fuck you. Amy Poehler Red Carpet POEHLERCOASTER! That name is trademarked to malzazzle and we are taking it and running with it. Cuz srsly, that is GENIUS and how the fuck did we never think of it before. I'm wearing my LOLLERSKATES ON THE POEHLERCOASTER! I should warn you this last post may contain EXTRA crazy because I'm going on 3 hours sleep and a belly full of caffiene pills and coffee. I'm like Jessie Spano meets Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street because I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so scared! I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy! Alright! Let's get started! Damn, Poehlercoaster, you be looking GOOD. I am enjoying Amy's post baby boobies like WOAH. And I'm going to say again, she is still thick and juicy like a steak and it's making me feel all tingly....down there. I fully expected to see her significantly smaller because she's in LA now and will be filming soon so the fact that her arms are so still so deliciously round and tan and smooth and she's all bare shouldered, I am shivery with delight. I love the simpleness of what she's wearing here too. Dark navy blue with the coral necklaces, and how rich bitch is her replacing her wedding ring with that big garnet? I like her hair up here too, with the little waves -- her hair here and Christina Hendricks, I'm very into this kinda curled upsweep. And Will, looking like a big hangin' man as usual. HQ MQ Tina Fey Red Carpet And a couple of Jane Krakowski hires in there, because of how into her dress I was. Now Tina's whole look here, it has evolved on me. First off, this dress? Is SLUT. TASTIC. When I first got a good look at just the dress, cut so low, with the high tied in waist, and just the shape of the space between her breasts, the sheen of her skin there, my god. Wow. Yes please. Because Tina isn't ridiculously skinny like a lot of these other women, and because she's not a young little twink, she carries this dress, this look off really well. Pinky and I have talked a lot about the two kind of looks Tina has, the shiny, stylist look that she had at the Emmys where she looks super, super perfect but not really like herself, and the more mature, realistic look, like when she wore the simple dress and less makeup to the Museum Gala in November. This is example of the latter, definitely. Now, that being said, her hair here is a mess, mainly because of her bangs, which are positively 80s in their spray up. The up do in the back I actually think is real pretty, but the bangs and the sides are alittle too directionless, and make her look kinda sloppy. This and I am not feeling her makeup. I am not a fan of her with darker makeup on her eyes -- with her dark colour it's too much, it overcomes her features. Funny anecdote time! In November, me and Pinky were at the local liquor store picking up our now monthly bottle of 'let's get tipsy and giggly' bottle of cheap wine, and were watching female body builders on the tv with the dude behind the counter. The dude said the most simplistic and apt summary of the smarmy faced girl we were currently watching by saying that she actually wasn't that pretty because 'she had a dirty face.' That's what's going on here with Tina, the dark makeup on her Greek features is making her look like she has a dirty face. But at the same time, and this bespeaks of how confident and chin up and chest out she is now, when she was on stage and talking, she looked great. And this look, despite the makeup and the bangs, this whole look together? As Pinky said last night, something about it all together just works. I don't know what it is, but it does. OH AND DID I MENTION THE TROLL WASN'T THERE? That's right, she flew 'cross country, you know, to where her lover 'best friend' is living currently without her stupid faced husband to go and party all night. With all her fabulous, awesome friends. HQ MQ ( plus 18 ) Pressroom MQ Okay, we almost died when Tracy got up there and accepted the 30 Rock award. Everything he said was fucking gold - Lorn E Mikey. Coca-Cola, take that Cate Blanchett. I loved seeing Jay-Z laughing at what he'd said too. And of course, loving Tina and Tracy's friendship the way we do, it was adorable to watch her watch him with total happiness and pride. I love Tracy's comedy so much, his little truth bombs. Pinky said he must be a fun person to be friends with, just having him say whatever the fuck you and he want. I figure he's like the guy in high school who told you to dare him to eat a daddy long legs for laughs. We were totally charmed by Alec during the ceremony and the pre show -- see video below. I'm unbelivably pleased that Amy got to give him his award - I can just see her getting up to go present - 'Hey Alec, I'll see you up there' because like there was ever any DOUBT. And because I'm into how cute they are with each other. And I like that Will scooted over to sit next to Tina while Amy was gone. In his audio commentary, Will referred to Tina as one of his best friends-- srsly, are you kidding me Will? I love you. Also, the idea of a conversation between Will Arnett and Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin sounds ridiculously awesome and vulgar. ( plus 55 ) ( Two videos - Tina and the cast in the pressroom, where Alec embarrasses Tina by saying 30 Rock is the best written sitcom on right now, and in case you missed it, watch Alec Baldwin totally pwn Ryan Seacrest's little twink ass, and not in the way Ryan would like it. He's all bubble-popping and Mickey Rooney impersonating adorableness. ) Tina at the NBC Universal Golden Globes Afterparty Okay these aren't too terribly exciting, I know, except I'm really into alone for the night Tina looking like she's being hit on by Frederic de Narp, the CEO of Cartier. I don't know this dude's story except that he's rich and from NYC, and that if Tina can't be with Amy a woman, then I at least want her away from the troll and with a successful, attractive man befitting her hotness and success now. And it should be assumed from now on that all these pictures are going to be midres. ( plus 10 ) Amy and Tina at the HBO Golden Globes Afterparty Okay I am showing you three truly awesome things here. 1) I am showing you a hilarious picture of Amy and Will obviously having zoned in on the slow trainwreck that is Drew Barrymore as a live action verison of their self-admitted favorite show Intervention, with walking awesome man Justin Theroux. Though, no offense to Drew, but this picture would be 12029039 times more awesome if she was replaced by Justin's ex, Amy Sedaris. And yes, I have those pictures, and yes I will be posting them. 2) I am showing you THE MOST ADORABLE/RAREST OF ALL PICTURES! It's Amy and Will publically showing affection! I am assuming she's alil drunk here, god love her. I love that he looks shocked. Anyways, these pictures are super cute, especially that he's kneeling on the couch to be at her level. 3) Oh this just looks like the same old regular picture of Tina, right? Oh, now you're about to see why there are so many pictures of her in this dress up on here. Because you're about to play the game I've been playing with her in this dress for the last 24 hours. It's called "OH MY GOD I CAN SEE TINA FEY'S NIPPLE THROUGH HER DRESS" Because you can. This picture is the clearest one of it as far as I can see, in some of the other you can see her slip over her legs, so she did think of that, and in one other one in this bunch you can see the shine of the double sided tape, but... *concentrated inhale* she ain't wearing anything under the top of the thin materal of this low, low, low cut dress. Friends *gathers you near me* I'm not going to lie to you during this blessed and holy time. I have often wondered as to what Tina's bare breast looked like, because she has such lovely skin and because she's got lovely small not small breasts. But I never, ever, EVER, EVER thought that I would be able to see this. So this? This is going to haunt my dreams for YEARS. And is why you too are going to go through all these other pictures of this dress, look for this little shadow, and even if it's not there, notice that the shape of her breasts are clearly showing, and even if that's not there, get really, really into the shape outlined in the center of her chest. Peace be with you. And also with you. ( plus 14 more ) Here's is the money shot, BB Now, I haven't been able to download the Golden Globe ceremony yet, so I haven't been able to make caps or animations yet, but how is this for some prettiness. I know all my other Amy/Tina crazys were as delighted by last night as I was. We found out that Amy was gonna be there presenting only like 24 hours before the show -- the best that I had hoped for before that was the thought that Tina was going to be out in LA and that Amy is more than likely already out on this coast to live now and that they were going to met up, so this was great news. When we finally got them on camera and saw them sitting next to each other, ahh, so happy. I gotta say, I know Benjamin Button said he felt like nothing lasted, but I feel like Amy and Tina are always gonna be sitting next to each other at awards shows. Plus I love the idea of Tina wearing this thin material over her breasts with nothing underneath, with all that skin so seductively exposed, all while sitting next to Amy for most of the evening, with her husband thousands of miles away. Yeah, you're welcome for that imagery, especially when you mix it with the thought of Amy and her soft rounded arms and bare shoulders and chest and neck. Oh and if that's not enough, from what I remember, when 30 Rock won and Tina stood up, she put her hands on Amy's bare shoulders. Yes, thank you, Madam, may I have another? When I was gathering pictures until the wee hours of the morning, I had no doubt that these pictures would surface, that there would be ones of them together at an after party. They always find each other. And they always end up back at one another's side, looking the most at peace, the most relaxed there. Because these pictures of Amy, I think, are the most beautiful ones of her from the whole night. Thanks to miss_valium for help on some of these pictures! And pls dont just comment on this post to say you like the Will and Amy pictures, you know that will break my brain. KTHXBYE! We sing sin. 38 thin gin.

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